Pelosi's Intervention
Today during a council meeting the subject of prisoner treatment was raised concerning a band or rebels. A number of these rebels had been captured during an assault on one of our planetary properties and are temporarily being detained in make-shift cells, while proper structures are being erected on that planet to house them. It is no secret that once I obtain the information needed from these rebels that they will be properly “processed.” Councilwoman Pelosi has once again attempted to derail our means of operation by suggesting that, although we are at war with these people, they are to be given humane treatment and proper lodgings through out their tenure with us. This raised open debate on the frail lunacies harbored within Pelosi’s little mind by the rest of the council. Pelosi held firm in her convictions against the “tyrannical tirade” she accused this administration of being on and claimed a dialogue was needed with these people, not war. For that, she claimed, will make them hate us all the more … ???
Pelosi’s actions are growing more and more seditious towards this administration, and, short to say, against the Emperor himself. Her evolving lists of micro-managing details concerning her personal agenda to undermine this structure are evermore increasing to a point of heresy, and the Emperor is being made full-aware of this detail. For now, however, Pelosi was remanded into a cell with the rebels she so claimed to care about, who beat her senseless out of shear hatred and left her for dead, after only a few minutes. Troops then carried her to her lodgings to recuperate before the next meeting. I would assume she has learned a valuable lesson.
Pelosi’s actions are growing more and more seditious towards this administration, and, short to say, against the Emperor himself. Her evolving lists of micro-managing details concerning her personal agenda to undermine this structure are evermore increasing to a point of heresy, and the Emperor is being made full-aware of this detail. For now, however, Pelosi was remanded into a cell with the rebels she so claimed to care about, who beat her senseless out of shear hatred and left her for dead, after only a few minutes. Troops then carried her to her lodgings to recuperate before the next meeting. I would assume she has learned a valuable lesson.


5 Comments:
With people like Pelosi on the council- how do you get anything done? It's like she's one of the enemy, or something, pushing a conflicting agenda. I'm glad the rebels beat her up. If only it was that easy for other governments on distant planets.
BTW- do you know anything about cloning dead sisters-in-law? How much of the original source's DNA would I need? An entire head?
TRUST ME, CLONING'S NOT ALL THAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE. JUST SPEND SOME TIME WITH THE REJECTS I HAVE TO CONTEND WITH THAT ARE PILOTING MY TIE FIGHTERS, THEN YOU MIGHT THINK TWICE.
...BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I THINK ALL YOU WOULD NEED IS A DNA SAMPLE FROM A BLOODSOURCE, HAIR STRAND, OR SKIN FOLICLE.
Screw you, Tarkin, I want the female dog's entire head! And you won't stop me, either, unless you really want to, in which cas I'll benevolently capitulate.
I just want her head...Can't you see...
Shuh, sounds whack to me, Tarks. If they were Separatists, you can bet I'd totally be all for inhuman treatment an spit. Nobody hates on the Republic an gets away with it, yo. An I guess you feel the same way bout the Empire. So, word.
Word up!
The Tarkster
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