Saturday, January 21, 2006

Nagan's Chocolate Space Station

"We will repopulate these quartes in chocolate" were the words being spread by Trooper 3548 in the Tie-Trooper class, who has claimed himself as the new 'mayor' of the selected group in Booty's stead. He has been labeled as what is referred to as "A Nagan" in our selective party, which is representative of nothing more than a living pile of Bantha scrodum and fecal matter. This 'Nagan' continued his rant against the Empire claiming that he, in fact, had always been suspect to the government's occupation of his people's lands and the recent flooding of their shared quarters was a racist attempt to exterminate them as a whole. "We will rebuild this wing of the space station, and it will become a chocolate wing mixed with a little vanilla to become a delicious drink. The vanilla I speak of will be white chocolate actually, and not the 'traditional' vanilla we all know and despise. In fact we be talkin' un-knowledgable things up in here, and you brothers know what I mean. I call upon you to castigate and proprietate the vanilla faction oppressipatin'and hatin' upon this culture, because we want only true, dark chocolate in our delicious beverage."

What a stupid fu#*ing Nagan.


Blogger Jango Fett said...

The Jedi Temple is vanilla!

9:49 PM  
Blogger Daria Niamni, MD said...

Well, Sir, it's fine to me if it's diet chocolate. Surely you don't want to risk the body health of your troops! Talking about mental health... hmmm, I'm very worried about the mental health of that Nagan... Sir, would you sent him to see me at my office? Here at University Hospital of Coruscant we have a fine psychiatric's staff and also discounts to our Imperial troops.

Oh, remember: whenever you need a physician, please come to my office. It would be my pleasure to be your physician. I've impeccable antecedents and excellent references. You could ask to all the Imperial highest ranks (of course, excepting all those Force-choked by Lord Vader).


Daria Niamni, MD
Personal Doctor of His Highness, The Emperor and Lord Vader
Chief of the Internal Medicine Department
Med School of the University of Coruscant

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4:20 PM  
Blogger owenlars said...

This site is totally RACIST!!!!!

What does any of this have to do with Star Wars?

Tie Fighter pilots aren't really black, MORON! Only their uniforms are!

You are racist!

1:26 PM  
Blogger Jango Fett said...

Hey Tarkin. Dont eat Chocolate! Bad for your voice. You cant direct the Death Star without a voice.

5:08 PM  

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